I’m Dumb and Am Tempted By Dumb Things

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
07/01/2018 at 17:16 • Filed to: None

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That’s an ‘84 Dodge Shelby Charger, which isn’t the year you want because it’s the last non-turbo year. But you know what’s under that cover on the left?

The exact same god damn thing, but red. Also a non-turbo ‘84. But it’s the pair of them for $400, and that interests me.

I’m thinking blue gets a turbo swap, maybe all the way to an SRT4 motor, and red gets a built turbo 2.2, those Hoosiers in my basement, and the full racecar gutting. I say that because the interiors on all of these are blue and gray and that looks stupid with red, but great with blue and silver.

Anyway, that’s the dumb idea I’m lusting after today. 


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 17:23

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Race at lemons


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 17:38

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making me listen to angry#]

it nice

missus not a fan of my singing


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 17:38

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At $400, assuming you have the space I don't see how this could go wrong 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 17:43

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From what I can see, the blue one looks decent enough to be worth $400 on its own - if you have the space and the wherewithal this seems like a bargain.

Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > AestheticsInMotion
07/01/2018 at 17:54

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I just noticed the blue one has rear window louvers. That may be worth most of the $400. 


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 17:57

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If they were both solid, I would say that is a very cool deal....always thought the Daytonas looked cool! Radwood material! :D


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 18:03

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Now all you need to do is swap the best interior, chassis and powertrain bits and use it with this body:

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which you can buy for *only* $4795!!!

https://classics.autotrader.com/classic-cars/1937/chevrolet/other_chevrolet_models/100841564

And don’t worry... this is not a bad idea at all!!!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 18:10

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I don’t suppose either of them at least turn over?


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 18:13

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Not to be a bad influence, but uh... do it.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 19:36

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I fully support this temptation.


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2018 at 20:13

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My hillclimb club has a few people that have/had these. They work well.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/02/2018 at 05:19

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do it!


Kinja'd!!! Long-Voyager > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/02/2018 at 07:19

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Those Pizzas and Louvers are easily worth the $400 by themselves.

Buy them, join here: http://www.turbododge.com/forums/ , ENJOY!